Q: Is it true that you are a son of Poseidon?
A: That is still up for debate. For you see on the day/night that I was conceived my mother slept with both Poseidon. and Ægeus.
........ So um yeah........ next question please?!
Q: When you decided to return to Athens why did you go by the most dangerous route instead of the less dangerous one?
A: I wanted a challenge duh!!!
Q: What happened to Ariadne?
A: I stranded her on Naxos.
Q: Oh you just stranded her................ Wait!!!!!!!!! What!!!!!!! Why?!!!!!!
A: One night on the trip home the god Dionysus visited me and told me to leave her there. I just did as I was told.
Q: Why did your father kill himself.
A: That is my fault.... for you see when I initially left he told me that when I returned that I must change the normally black sail of the ship to one of white. That way he would know I was alive.
Um........... I forgot to do that so ah yeah..................................
